The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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