I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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