Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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