This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
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I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
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don't judge my taste in strippers
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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