you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
