this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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