I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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