not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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