East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
