My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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