Grow some girl-balls and come out already
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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