I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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