She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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