Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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