I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
no you cant smoke seaweed
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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