Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
