3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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