There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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