I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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