Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
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Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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