They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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