New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
