She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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