She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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