I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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