Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
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She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
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thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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