another moral hangover. fuck.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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