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• (231): View more from Michigan

  so then she threw up in his asshole

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  yep..that'll do it.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents

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  never have sex?

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up

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  which one looks the most like her?

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.

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  I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  110% paid for our cab with a lap dance

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.

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