What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
smell my finger.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Randomize
