that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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