glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
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I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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