Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
