Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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