Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
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I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
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Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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