u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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