STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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