As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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