Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
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