My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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