He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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