Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
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rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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