weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
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Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
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Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You're a waste of cheezeits
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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