is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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