Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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