talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
everyone is single if you try hard enough
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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