Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
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If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Congratulations! We have a period
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