Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
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This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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