Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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