that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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