For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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