nut hugger
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Randomize
