I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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