Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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