Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
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he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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