I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
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