i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
Randomize
